This is an actual conversation i over heard between a group of SAS boys at Potong Pasir MRT station.
1 punches 2 .
2 yelps in pain.
1: Are you Christian?
2: No
1: Then i can punch you
1 gives 2 another punch
2: Huh why?
1: Cos you do not follow in the footsteps of Jesus
3: What kind of thing is taaaaaaat? (in really bad pronunciation)
Now i wonder where did 1 get that idea from? Now i understand why the US invaded Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan and bombed Japan. Now it all makes sense. These countries did not follow in the footsteps of Jesus!
Guy: Are you going to take the job?
Me: I don't know. Will come for the product training and see how.
......
Guy: Are you Indian national?
Me: eh wha..
Guy: No when i first saw you i thought you were
Me: What serious? Oh no thats saaad
Guy: Why?
Me: Why did you think i was Indian National?
Guy: The Indian Nationals in NUS wear what you are wearing and then they wear slippers.
Me: HAHA...yes soo true, but im not. *thinks*You fucking bastard you think im Indian National cos im wearing formal wear to an INTERVIEW?
Fucking bastard. Now he thinks that all Indian Nationals wear formal wear and slippers. INDIANS STOP DOING THAT! its NOT nice. Think about it. Its like wearing a Santa Clause outfit with flippers or a baju kurong with a turban. Dumb asses like him will think that all Indians are either dumb or have no fashion sense at all.
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